Movies 2018

Gods of Egypt
Devilman Crybaby
I Am A Hero
NCIS Season 4
NCIS Season 5
Predator 2
NCIS season 6
John Wick
NCIS season 7
John Wick 2
Central Intelligence
The Belko Experiment
Black Panther
Immortals
A quiet place
Avengers Infinity War
Deadpool 2
Freddy vs Jason
Annihilation
The Terror
Veronica
The Babysitter
The Ritual
Rampage
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake)
Evil Dead (remake)
Deep Blue Sea 2
Ghoul (mini series)
Cooties
Pitch Black
The Descent
The Descent part 2
The Darkest Hour
Halloween
Halloween 2018
Terrifier
Hereditary
The Meg
Venom
Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
Mission Impossible Fallout
Aquaman

Movies 2017

Movies 2017


Rogue One
The Scorpion King
Minimalism
National Treasure
Don't breathe
Split
Arrival
Oz the Great and Powerful
Miss Peregrines Home for Peculiar Children
The Girl With All the Gifts
The Matrix
Trolls
Dr Strange
Logan
Kong: Skull Island
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
After Porn Ends 2
Life
Walking Dead s7
Black Sails s4
Justice League Dark
Get Out
Warcraft
Rogue One
Train to Busan
The Void
The Great Wall
Fate of the Furious
Seoul Station
Here Alone
Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Don't Fuck in the Woods
Magnificent Seven 2016
Shin Godzilla
Alien Covenant
Sinister
The Forest
Wonder Woman
Siren
Ghost in the Shell
American Gods
Better Call Saul s3
Friday 13th
Morgan
Spider-Man Homecoming
Friday 13th Part 2
IT 2017
Lucifer s2
NCIS s1
NCIS s2
Thor Ragnarok
Wonder Woman
NCIS s3
Stranger Things s2
Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Men Tell No Tales
War for the Planet of the Apes
Star Wars The Last Jedi
Jeepers Creepers 3

Movies 2016

Movies I watched in 2016

Mission Impossible
MI2
The Revenant
Spectre
The Matrix
The Terminator
T2 Judgement Day
Terminator 3 Rise of the Machines
Creed
Everest
Seventh Son
Room
Making a Murderer
Mummy Returns
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Monster House
Luther s1
Matrix Reloaded
Luther s2
Luther s3
Manson
Cropsey
Jeepers Creepers
Tremors
Predator
Ripper Street series 1
Ripper Street series 2
Ripper Street series 3
Ripper Street series 4
Daredevil series 2
Zoombies
Inside Out
Batman v Superman
John Wick
Kung Fury
Walking Dead s6
Black Sails s3
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt 2
The Three Amigos
Krampus
The Boy
Pixels
Better Call Saul s2
Peaky Blinders s2
Captain America Civil War
The 100 s2
X-men Apocalypse
Bates Motel s2
Goosebumps
Absolutely Anything
9
The 100 s1
Penny Dreadful s2
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Deadpool
Bates Motel s2
The 100 s2
Penny Dreadful s3
Bates Motel S3
Game of Thrones s6
The Shallows
Hotel Transylvania 2
The Visit
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Marco Polo S2
Captain America: Winter Soldier
Spaceballs
Captain America: Civil War
Zootropolis
In the Deep
World of Warcraft
10 Cloverfield Lane
Primeval
Cell
Pod
Hardcore Henry
Suicide Squad
Preacher s1
Ant Man
Sausage Party
Popstar: Never stop stopping
The Final Member
The Resurrection of Jake the Snake
Waterworld
Tyke Elephant Outlaw
Blair Witch
Scream series 2
The Chernobyl Diaries
Luke Cage s1
Man vs Snake
Dragonball Z: Saiyan Saga
Dragonball Z: Namek Saga
Dr Strange
Fortitude s1
Dragonball Z: Frieza Saga
Black Mirror s1
Ash vs Evil Dead s2
Batman vs Superman Ultimate Edition
Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger
Star Wars the Force Awakens
Star Wars A New Hope
Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars Return of the Jedi
Black Mirror s2
Eddie: Strongman
Turtle Power: Definitive History of TMNT

Movies 2015

The Thompsons
Wolfcop
Horns
The 100 s1
Z Nation s1
Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Mans Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean At World End
Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides
Big Hero 6
Frozen
Maleficent
Constantine s1
Walking Dead s5
X-Men
Carry on Loving
Carry on Cowboy
The Babadook
Noah
Blended
GirlHouse
The Hobbit Battle of the Five Armies
John Wick
Avengers Age of Ultron
Legend of Hercules
Daredevil s1
Black Sails s2
Vikings s3
Mad Max Fury Road
Bill and Teds Bogus Journey
Jurassic world
Game  of Thrones S1
Game  of Thrones S2
Game  of Thrones S3
Game  of Thrones S4
Game  of Thrones S5
The Last Ship s1
Hell on Wheels s4
Thor the Dark World
Ant Man
Wayward Pines
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
The Quest s1
It Follows
No One Lives
13 Sins
Scream s1
Hitman Agent 47
Into the Grizzly Maze
Maze Runner
Knock Knock
The Green Inferno
Howl
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkhaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt 1 & 2
Bone Tomahawk
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
The Strain s2
Jessica Jones s1
Star Wars The Force Awakens
Star Wars A New Hope
Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars Empire Strikes Back
The Hateful Eight
In the Heart of the Sea
Mission Impossible 5
San Andreas
Robot Overlords
Fast and Furious 7
Man from U.N.C.L.E
Chappie

Movies 2014

Movies 2014

Red 2
Pacific rim
Moaning of life
Elysium
Last stand
Red dawn
Cheerleader massacre. 2
Cheerleader massacre
Fellowship of the ring
The hobbit unexpected journey
Desolation of smaug
Gravity
Iron man 3
Starship troopers invasion
Texas chainsaw
American horror story coven
Ghoul
Oblivion
Wreck it Ralph
You're next
Percy Jackson sea of monsters
Percy Jackson lightning thief
Hammer of the gods
Star Trek into darkness
Stalled
The girl from the naked eye
Bates motel s1
First blood
First blood part 2
Rambo 3
Hell boy
The conjuring
Pacific rim
Thor the dark world
Snow dogs
Cockneys vs zombies
After earth
Prisoners
Bad milo
Silence of the lambs
Unbreakable
Event horizon
Pandorum
Rise of the guardians
The amazing Spider-Man
Riddick
Captain America the winter soldier
Escape plan
Running man
We are what we are
Black sails s1
Insidious chapter 2
Vikings s1
Big ass spider
A haunted house
Deep blue sea
The following s2
Vikings s2
American horror story s2
Godzilla king of monsters
Terror of mecha-Godzilla
Godzilla raids again
Sharknado
Gallow walkers
Godzilla 2014
Intruders
In their skin
From dusk til dawn the series
The crazies
Ninja 2: shadow of a tear
Paranormal activity marked ones
Paranormal whacktivity
Son of Godzilla
Sinister
Game of thrones s1
Game of thrones s2
Game of thrones s3
Bad grandpa
Demolition man
Speed
Old boy remake
We're the millers
Worlds end
Lake placid
Game of thrones s4
X-men dofp
Amazing Spider-Man 2

Wolf Creek 2

Hatchet 3

Jaws
Now you See Me
Death Note
Fright Night 2
Odd Thomas
Dredd
Machete Kills
Penny Dreadful s1

300 Rise of an Empire 

Hell on Wheels S2
Die hard

47 ronin

Die hard 2 

Die hard with a vengeance 

Die hard 4.0

Guardians of the Galaxy 

Expendables 3

Non-stop
Evolution
Under the Skin
Wer

Burning Bright

Spy kids

Spy kids 2

Spy kids 3

Ninja Turtles
A million ways to die in the west
A Good Day to Die Hard
A Walk Among the Tombstones

Mrs browns boys d movie
Gremlins

gremlins 2
Superman 3
Hancock
Willow Creek

Dracula Untold
The Strain s1
A Christmas Carol
Hercules
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Lucy
Edge of Tomorrow
Nurse
Exists
Compliance

From Dusk Til Dawn the Series

 Well I betcha didn't see this one coming.

So one of my favourite movies from the 90's get's the tv treatment and in a shocking twist it isn't actually all that bad. I have to admit when I first heard that this was happening my initial reaction was, like most people I expect... Why?

Let's be honest as awesome as the movie was the last thing I thought after watching it was 'man this would make an awesome tv show', let alone a series of needless sequels. Anyhow let's compare shall we...

Plot. The basic premise remains the same although fleshing out a 90 minute movie into 10 hour long episodes does give it a kind of 'episode of the week' feel. By elaboration I imagine the initial plot drafts going something like this. "Ok so episode 1 can be set in the store from the beginning of the movie, heck maybe stretch 2 episodes out of it if we can. Then we can go to the motel for the next one, then we can hijack the RV, spend an episode in the RV, cross the border and then when we get to the Titty Twister spend an episode there then we can unleash the vamps"

 Cast. The casting is actually pretty spot on, with everyone bringing something to the table. The Gecko brothers (played here by D.J Cotrona and Zane Holtz) are both likable and dangerous and while Cotrona is no Clooney, Holtz makes a far more convincing psychopath than Tarantino. The Fullers are led by Robert Patrick who replaces Harvey Keitel as the family's religious patriarch and Don Johnson is epic in his small but important role. Eiza Gonzales brings the sexy as Santanica Pandemonium whose role in the series is greatly expanded from Salma Hayek's brief but memorable take.

SFX. The vamps look good, with 18 years of effects technology compensating for the smaller budget (counting for inflation at least). Oh wait, only they aren't vampires now they're snake demons but they die just like vampires so it's all good. The practical effects are great and although there is of course the obligatory crap C.G.I. it doesn't detract too much from the guts and gore.

In all fairness this could have sucked big time but what we are given is a thoroughly entertaining ride that captures the Grindhouse feel of the original and instead of crapping over its much-loved source material instead treats it with a well-deserved reverence. To put it bluntly, if you enjoyed the movie then odds are you will enjoy this and if you didn't then well you have no taste and I don't care what you think.

Godzilla 2014

Spoilers abound, beware and be warned.....

So Godzilla is back and let's get one thing straight right off the bat, he is awesome and by that I mean awe-inspiring in that he inspires awe. This isn't the pathetic t-rex lite wannabe who got bitch slapped by Ferris Bueller this is a titanic force of nature that is unleashed upon us lucky cinema-goers like a natural disaster. He is not good or evil he just is. 

The movie itself is good although not without issues, the Big G himself has surprisingly little screen time and director Gareth Edwards teases us throughout the film with brief shots of the legendary Kaiju and the destruction in his wake before abruptly cutting away to show the aftermath of the unseen carnage and it's only in the movies final quarter that the King of Monsters finally gets to fully unleash his fury. 

Obviously, with so little of the titular character it falls to the human element to carry the film for us and it is through these characters that we experience the full repercussions of the titanic behemoth's actions. Things start out strong with Cranston and Binoche suffering through the initial M.U.T.O assault but suprisingly both are quickly taken out of the equation and it's left to Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver to save the day, it's here that things start to slack. For starters Elisabeth Olsen spends the entire movie wandering about in doe eyed horror and panic leading up to the final scenes when, rather than flee to safety she decides to wait behind for her man to come and save her. That man in question being former Kick-Ass Aaron Taylor Johnston who is seamlessly poured into the 'generic action hero mould' and spends most of the films 2 hours trying to get home to his family, although truth be told he never really seems that bothered about it, it's like he just can't think of anything else he should be doing. Thankfully it's established early on that he is a bomb disposal expert and this skill keeps him relevant to the main story throughout the film...

So we spend most of the movie with Kick-Ass as he travels from America to Japan and back again because of course the monsters decide for some reason (in a classic case of hero bad luck syndrome) the best place for a smackdown is in his hometown. So after some basic exposition and exploration of a gorgeously realised ruined Japanese city that looks like it was lifted straight from The Last of Us, some concept art of the Cloverfield Monster comes to life and starts rampaging in a beeline to the nearest food source which happens to be radiation. Cue some visually stunning scenes of our funky looking foe chowing down on submarines and nuclear warheads before calling up one of his prehistoric exe's for an impromptu booty call.

Where does Godzilla fit into all this? Well thanks to Ken Watanabe's tireless exposition we learn that Godzilla is in fact nature's way of balancing itself and when he hears that a couple of no good lame ass monsters are preparing to shack up and spawn enough offspring to turn San Francisco into a new Monster Island he rises up fro the depths to put things straight! So yeah Godzilla is basically a scarier version of Captain Planet, just without the Speedos.

So Godzilla is here to save us and it's a good job too as the Military is ridiculously inept at fighting these things, to the point where I was almost expecting the Carry On crew to pop up manning one of the tanks. For starters they seem incapable of accurately tracking these 50 story monsters. Fair enough the M.U.T.O's emit an EMP deadzone which stops technology working within a mile radius (although quite why these remnants from a prehistoric age have anti-electronic weapons I don't know) but surely today's satellite imagery could follow a mile-wide electronic black spot? Also if you know it stops electronics from working why the fuck do you keep flying your planes at them? Seriously after the first couple of dozen, you think they would learn their lesson but noooo, the air force hurls jets at these things like a toddler throwing toys from its pram.

Another amusing thing, when the strike team are preparing for there halo drop the grim-faced soldiers meticulously check their pistols and rifles in the obligatory badass pre-battle scene... But for what? Missiles, tanks and nukes have no effect on these things what is the point of taking a pistol? What are you going to do with it? Throw it at them? Leave it behind and lose some excess weight.

The whole 'raid the nest' scene did bring back disheartening memories of Hollywood's last attempt to bring Godzilla to the big screen but thankfully it plays only a small part of the main story and is quickly dealt with without echoing too much of its dire predecessor.

All in all, I know I've moaned a lot but don't be disheartened, despite these minor irritations I really enjoyed Godzilla's rebirth and if you're a fan of the Big G or if you enjoyed similar flicks like Cloverfield or Pacific Rim then you probably will too. Godzilla is without a doubt the biggest badass ever to grace our screens and I for one hope that he returns soon, just with better foes and more screen time and Hollywood, please, whatever you do, leave Godzooki at home...