Movies I watched in 2026

• Hostel 3
• Harbinger down
• Stranger Things 5
• Primate
• Killer Whale
• Landmine goes click 
• Avatar. Fire and Ash
• 28 years later, The Bone Temple
• Killer klowns from outer space 
• The terminator
• The Jester 2
• Man finds tape
• Coyotes
• Pontypool
• The Last Shift
• The night eats the world
• Inside
• Shadow in the cloud
• Sisu 2
• The dark and the wicked
• Happy Death Day
• Eden Lake
• Downrange
• The sadness
• Mag mag
• The other people
• Trauma
• Your Host
• Caveat
• War Machine
• The Carpenters Son
• Thrash
• Diabolic
• Frontiers
• Hell Hole
• The Collector
• The Hills Run Red
• Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
• The Gangster, The Cop, The Devil
• Hacksaw Ridge
• Dolly
• Apostle
• Ziam
• Speak No Evil (original)
• Hollow Man
• Hollow Man 2
• Masters of the Universe
• Obsession
• The Invisible Man
• The Mist
• Creepshow s1
• Creepshow s2
• Creepshow s3
• The Boys s5
• Invincible s4
• The Farm
• Tales From the Crypt s1
• Tales From the Crypt s2
• A Nightmare on Elm Street 1984
• A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010
• From s4
• The Scrotum
• The Town That Dreaded Sundown
• Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell
• Dropbear
• Whistle
• Lee Cronin's: The Mummy
• A Nightmare on Elm Street 2
• The Devils Mouth
• Malum
• Evil Dead Burn
• The Last House
• The Devil Below
• The Creep Tapes s1
• Hungry
• Noahs shark
• The deep dark
• Hungry
• 
  

Movies I Watched in 2025

Nosferatu 2024

Night of the living dead 1990

Vhs beyond

The hitcher

MadS

Would you rather

Parasite: the grey

Squid game s2

The Thing

Smile 2

American primeval 

Train to Busan

Saw

Wolf Man

Rec

Companion

Train to busan. Peninsula 

Mr Mcmahon

Landman s1

The descent

Brightburn

The gorge

Creep

Kung fu panda

Puss in boots 

Intruder

Invincible s3

Chopping Mall

Django Unchained

Paradise s1

Cannibal women in the avocado jungle of death.

Vivarium

Bay of blood

Saw 2

The monkey

1923 s2

The cave

Sisu

Nobody

Apocalypto

Blood Beach

Saw 3

Cold Prey

Daredevil born again s1

Cold prey 2

Tombstone

Ash

Thunderbolts 

Survive

Clown in a cornfield 

Rebel ridge

Gonjiam.haunted asylum

The Taking

Cold skin

The last breath

The fly

Deep rising

Werewolves

Predator. Killer of killers

Final destination Bloodlines

Until dawn

Squid game s3

Dangerous Animals 

Blind fury

The guest

Dark city

wolfman

Paranormal activity

Paranormal activity 2

Paranormal activity 3

Paranormal activity 4

Paranormal activity marked ones

Paranormal activity ghost dimension

Paranormal activity next of kin

Lifeforce

Green room

Novocaine

Cats eye

Sinners

Superman 2025

Brick

The coffee table

Together

The fantastic four

1408

Legion

Ministry of ungentlemanly warfare

When Evil Lurks

Vile

Insidious 

Insidious 2

Insidious 3

Insidious: the last key

Insidious: the red door

FNAF

Willys Wonderland 

Drive angry

28 days later

The Babadook 

Alien

A Quiet Place 

The Long Walk 

Bambi the Reckoning

A quiet place

A quiet place 2

Winning the Pooh blood and honey 2

Snowpiercer

30 days of night

The wolf of snow hollow

Headcount

Good boy

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974

Beast of War

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003

Popeye The Slayer Man

Chappie

Bring Her Back

Heart Eyes

Fantastic 4

Welcome to Derry: S1

Alien Earth

movies I watched in 2024

Harry Potter and the prisoner of azkaban 

The Boogeyman

Terrified

Peacemaker s1

An American nightmare

Godzilla minus one

Suitable flesh

Slotherhouse

Hellraiser 2022

Night swim 

The Tank

Predator

Project wolf hunting

Once upon a time in Hollywood 

Parasite

Mimic

Darkman

A quiet place

Pacific rim

Starship trooper

The mist

Dune 2

Monarch s1

Godzilla 1954

Godzilla Raids Again 1955

King Kong vs Godzilla

Mothra vs Godzilla 

Underwater

Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster

The Creator

Godzilla x Kong.. The New Empire

Rebel Moon. A Child of Fire

Feast 

Invincible S2

Invasion of the Astro Monster

Dragonball. The Adventure Begins

Ebirah Horror from the Deep

Son Of Godzilla

Bray Wyatt: Becoming Immortal

Destroy all monsters

Imaginary

All Monsters Attack

Godzilla vs Hedorah

Godzilla vs Gigan

Godzilla vs Megalon

Godzilla vs MechaGodzilla

Terror of MechaGodzilla

Godzilla Returns

Godzilka vs Biollante

Tucker and Dale vs Evil

A Quiet Place 2

Godzilla vs King Ghidorah

Godzilla vs Mothra: Battle for Earth

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 2

Godzilla vs Space Godzilla

The Spider (short)

Godzilla vs Destoroyah

Godzilla 2000

Godzilla vs Megaguirus

Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah

Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla

Godzilla: Tokyo SOS

Godzilla: Final Wars

Rebel Moon 2. Scargiver

Shogun s1

Blood Vessel

Shin Godzilla

Shark lake

The Jester

Godzilla:planet of monsters

Godzilla: city on the edge of battle

Godzilla: the planet eater

Under Paris

Godzilla minus one

Thanksgiving

The first omen

Barbarian 

Cobweb

The Gate

The House on Penance Lane

The Equalizer

The Equalizer 2

Abigail

The Equalizer 3

Baghead

In a violent nature

A quiet place. Day one

Furiosa

Immaculate

Fallout s1

The Boys s4

1883

1923 s1

Deadpool and wolverine

Deadpool and wolverine

Kingdom of the planet of the apes

Sting

House of the Dragon s2

Alien romulus 

Oddity

Cannibal Holocaust

Zombie Flesh Eaters

Ghoulies

Ghoulies 2

Longlegs

The faculty

The descent

The descent part 2

Deep blue sea

From s1

The monster squad

The thing 

Bad moon

Sinister 

Tremors 

Slotherhouse

It Follows

Event horizon

Smile 2

It Follows

Subservience

Dark Angel

Speak no evil 2024

Heretic

From s2

From s3

The Babysitter

The keep

Chinatown

Strange Darling

Missing 411 the hunted

Missing 411 the ufo connection

Midsommar 

Boy kills world

Laid to rest 

Laid to rest 2. Chromeskull

Don't move

Terrifier 3

Afflicted

the colony

Countdown

Movies I Watched in 2023

Reacher s1

The Menu

Alien Covenant 

Viking wolf

Split

They Live

Bullet Train 

Jason x

Red Sonia

The Thing

Evil Dead

M3gan

Stranger Things s4

Last of us s1

Cocaine bear

Plane

Scream 6

Pooh. Blood and honey

Hell comes to frogtown

Evil dead rise

Kung fu panda 3

The deep House

Hellhole

I see you

Guardians of the galaxy 3

Jason goes to hell

Orca 

Switchblade romance 

Village of the damned

Memento

Wrong turn 

Sisu

Brawl in cellblock 99

Sunshine

Across the spiderverse

Muck

Zodiac

Q the Winged serpent

Children of men

The flash

The wrestler

These Final Hours

Warlock 

Warlock the armageddon

Kill her goats

The taking of deborah logan

Skinamarink

Ninja scroll

Love death and robots s1

District 9

Doubt

Love death and robots s2

Love death and robots s3

Look away

Species

Come play

Tusk

From beyond

Howl

Meg 2

Identity

The meg

Dog soldiers

Daybreak s1

Fright night

It Follows

Yellowstone s1

Yellowstone s2

My soul to take

Dylans new nightmare

Last voyage of the demeter

Smile 

Yellowstone s3

Yellowstone s4

Dragonball super hero

Yellowstone s5 pt 1

John Wick 4

Everly

No one will save you

Halloween 1978

Halloween 2007

Gerald's game

Sisu

Blood and gold

Cobweb

Saw x

Gen v s1

Revenge

The Lair

Zombieland Double Tap

The Reckoning

Pet Sematary Bloodlines

Silver Bullet

V/h/s 99

The Nun 2

Fright night 2

Late phases 

V/h/s 85

Violent Night

The Blob

Dark Harvest

When Evil Lurks

Deep Fear

Herd

Movies I Watched in 2022

Cobra Kai s4

Meandre

Ninja assassin

His house

Wrong turn reboot

Ghostbusters afterlife

Dirty Harry

The burning

Boss level

Hobbit battle of 5 armies

Fellowship of the ring extended edition

Yellow jackets s1

I saw the devil

Unhinged 

From dusk til dawn

Seal team

Don't breathe

Don't breathe 2

Prince of darkness

Atomic blonde 

Two Towers extended edition

The requin

Slapface

Ils (them)

Mayhem

Boba fett s1

All of us are dead

Fear Street part 1 1996

Fear Street part 2 1978

The hunt

Texts chainsaw massacre 2022

Dune 2021

Fear Street part 3 1666

The Batman

Candyman

Vhs 94

The people under the stairs

Reanimator

Pumpkinhead

Poltergeist

An American werewolf.in.london

X

Dawn of the dead remake

Hostel 

The fog

The howling

Salems Lot

Phantasm

Oculus

Malignant

Jackass 4.5

Orphan

Doomsday

As above so below

The evil in us

Resident evil welcome to racoon city

The guard post

Green room

Scream 2022

Clown 

28 days later

28 weeks later

Shark bait

Blair Witch

The Exorcist

The host

Stakeland

Hostel 2

Midnight meat train 

The sadness 

The Boys s3

The cursed

3 from hell

The guilty

Top gun maverick

Prey

Avp requiem

Nope

Army of the dead

The northland

Wolf creek

Don't be afraid of the dark 

The sandman s1 

Killer klowns from outer space

Shoot em up

The interview

Jeepers creepers

Carter

Orphan. First kill

Jeepers creepers 2

Wormwood

A horrible way to die 

Wolf creek 2

Beast

Fall

In the mouth of madness

Prometheus

Mr Harrigans Phone 

Dolls

Jeepers creepers reborn 

She Hulk s1

Werewolf by Night 

Rings of power

Sicario 

Sicario 2

Halloween ends

Terrifier 2

Barbarian 

Black panther 2

Cobra Kai s5

Black Adam

Wednesday s1

Troll

Violent Night

The Punisher (89)

Krampus

Everything, Everywhere All At Once.

Avatar: Way of Water

Movies I Watched in 2021

Fatman

Robin Hood prince of thieves

Dark water. Abyss 

Cobra kai s3

Se7en

Freaky

Indiana Jones and the temple of doom

Happy death day

Happy death day 2u

Halloween 2018

Dragonball Super

Pet Sematary

Wandavision

Psychogoreman

Godzilla vs Kong

Mortal Kombat 2021

Falcon and The Winter Soldier

Babysitter 2

Saw

Saw 2

Saw 3

Saw 4

Saw 5

Saw 6

Saw 3d

Jigsaw

The Babadook

Nobody

Nobody sleeps in the woods tonight

Dead Silence

Conjuring 3

Willys Wonderland

Curse of La Llorona

Aquarium of the dead

Zombeavers

Turbo kid

Great white

Frankenfish

Hatchet

Hatchet 2

Loki

Rogue

Lake placid

Suicide squad 2021

Hatchet 3

Victor crowley

A quiet place 2

Leviathan

Jason rising 

Deep Star Six

Deep rising

Monkey shines 

Guyver dark hero

Yummy

Shang chi

Call Girl of Cthulu

Old

Candyman 2021

The pool

Spiral

The Prestige

Alien

The Box

Venom let there be carnage

Halloween kills

Critters 2

Aliens

Edge of tomorrow

Taken

Promising young woman

American assassin

Snakes on a plane

Jungle cruise

Justice league/snyder cut

The Grey

The Thing 2011

Tiger King 2

Scary stories to tell in the dark 

Black Summer s2

Chucky s1

Hell House

Dune 2021

Wrath of man

A dark song

One cut of the dead

Vanishing 

Shang chi

spider-man no way home

Antlers

Kung fu panda 2

Superdeep

Behind the mask rise of leslie Vernon

Triggered

Hawkeye

The last duel

Villain

Scream

What if s1

Tiger king: Doc Antle

Movies I watched in 2020

Upgrade

Mortal kombat

Universal soldier

Rambo 5
Total Recall
Lethal Weapon
Wanted

Enter the Dragon

The Witcher s1

Rec 4. Apocalypse 

Robocop

IT. Chapter 2

Rabid 

Dragonball z lord slug

Dragonball z coolers revenge 

Dragonball z bojack unbound

Dragonball z super android 13

Dragonball z broly

Lethal weapon 2

Dragonball z fusion reborn

Dragonball z wrath of the dragon

Underwater 

War of the worlds

The Invisible Man 

Ready or not

Tiger King

War of the worlds (tv)

The Wretched 

The last jedi

Rise of skywalker

Guns akimbo 

Birds of prey

Predator

Hellraiser

The shining

Color out of space

Escape from new York

Sea fever

Escape from la

Deep blue sea 3

Full metal jacket 

The beach house 

12 angry men

Halloween 2

Split second

Halloween 4

halloween 5

No Country for old Men    

The Strangers

The Strangers Prey at Night

Bill and Ted Face the Music

Cobra Kai s1

Cobra Kai s2

Altered Carbon s1

Altered Carbon s2

Knives Out

3.10 to Yuma

Ouija

The crazies

Triangle

The Hole in the Ground

Porno

Happy Death Day

Surrounded

Mandalorian s2

Versus

The Pale Door

Movies 2019

Movies I watched in 2019:

The Nun
Alita: Battle Angel
Glass
Captain Marvel
Despicable Me 3
Bird Box
Disappearance of Madeline McCann
Us
Pet Sematary 2019
The Sand
Aquaman
Dog Soldiers
The Predator
Blade
Blade 2
Avengers Endgame
The Ruins
Escape Room
Mom and Dad
Don't grow up
Dr no
From Russia with love
It
Batman Vs ninja turtles
Gold finger
You Only live Twice
Dragonball Super Broly
On her majesty's secret service

Godzilla: King of the Monsters

Diamonds are forever

Live and let die

The man with the golden gun

X-Men dark phoenix

For your eyes only

The spy who loved me

Child's play

Child's play 2

Child's play 3

Octopussy

Brightburn

A view to a kill

Living daylights

Licence to kill

Curse of Chucky

Cult of Chucky

Spider-man Far from Home

Stranger things S3

Annabelle

Annabelle creation

Annabelle comes home
The Bye Bye Man
Mama

Paranormal activity

Rec
The Boys s1

Hobbs and Shaw

The silence

Black panther

Captain America winter soldier

Captain America civil war

The night comes for us

Tango and cash

Avengers endgame

The killer
John Wick 3
MI3
Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol

Harry potter and the goblet of fire

Harry potter and the order of the Phoenix 

Harry potter and the half blood prince

Harry potter and the deathly Hallows 1 & 2

Kick ass

Terminator dark fate
Goldeneye
Die Another Day

Tomorrow Never Dies

Dragonball z DeadZone

Dragonball z world strongest

Movies 2018

Gods of Egypt
Devilman Crybaby
I Am A Hero
NCIS Season 4
NCIS Season 5
Predator 2
NCIS season 6
John Wick
NCIS season 7
John Wick 2
Central Intelligence
The Belko Experiment
Black Panther
Immortals
A quiet place
Avengers Infinity War
Deadpool 2
Freddy vs Jason
Annihilation
The Terror
Veronica
The Babysitter
The Ritual
Rampage
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake)
Evil Dead (remake)
Deep Blue Sea 2
Ghoul (mini series)
Cooties
Pitch Black
The Descent
The Descent part 2
The Darkest Hour
Halloween
Halloween 2018
Terrifier
Hereditary
The Meg
Venom
Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
Mission Impossible Fallout
Aquaman

Movies 2017

Movies 2017


Rogue One
The Scorpion King
Minimalism
National Treasure
Don't breathe
Split
Arrival
Oz the Great and Powerful
Miss Peregrines Home for Peculiar Children
The Girl With All the Gifts
The Matrix
Trolls
Dr Strange
Logan
Kong: Skull Island
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
After Porn Ends 2
Life
Walking Dead s7
Black Sails s4
Justice League Dark
Get Out
Warcraft
Rogue One
Train to Busan
The Void
The Great Wall
Fate of the Furious
Seoul Station
Here Alone
Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Don't Fuck in the Woods
Magnificent Seven 2016
Shin Godzilla
Alien Covenant
Sinister
The Forest
Wonder Woman
Siren
Ghost in the Shell
American Gods
Better Call Saul s3
Friday 13th
Morgan
Spider-Man Homecoming
Friday 13th Part 2
IT 2017
Lucifer s2
NCIS s1
NCIS s2
Thor Ragnarok
Wonder Woman
NCIS s3
Stranger Things s2
Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Men Tell No Tales
War for the Planet of the Apes
Star Wars The Last Jedi
Jeepers Creepers 3

Movies 2016

Movies I watched in 2016

Mission Impossible
MI2
The Revenant
Spectre
The Matrix
The Terminator
T2 Judgement Day
Terminator 3 Rise of the Machines
Creed
Everest
Seventh Son
Room
Making a Murderer
Mummy Returns
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Monster House
Luther s1
Matrix Reloaded
Luther s2
Luther s3
Manson
Cropsey
Jeepers Creepers
Tremors
Predator
Ripper Street series 1
Ripper Street series 2
Ripper Street series 3
Ripper Street series 4
Daredevil series 2
Zoombies
Inside Out
Batman v Superman
John Wick
Kung Fury
Walking Dead s6
Black Sails s3
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt 2
The Three Amigos
Krampus
The Boy
Pixels
Better Call Saul s2
Peaky Blinders s2
Captain America Civil War
The 100 s2
X-men Apocalypse
Bates Motel s2
Goosebumps
Absolutely Anything
9
The 100 s1
Penny Dreadful s2
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Deadpool
Bates Motel s2
The 100 s2
Penny Dreadful s3
Bates Motel S3
Game of Thrones s6
The Shallows
Hotel Transylvania 2
The Visit
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Marco Polo S2
Captain America: Winter Soldier
Spaceballs
Captain America: Civil War
Zootropolis
In the Deep
World of Warcraft
10 Cloverfield Lane
Primeval
Cell
Pod
Hardcore Henry
Suicide Squad
Preacher s1
Ant Man
Sausage Party
Popstar: Never stop stopping
The Final Member
The Resurrection of Jake the Snake
Waterworld
Tyke Elephant Outlaw
Blair Witch
Scream series 2
The Chernobyl Diaries
Luke Cage s1
Man vs Snake
Dragonball Z: Saiyan Saga
Dragonball Z: Namek Saga
Dr Strange
Fortitude s1
Dragonball Z: Frieza Saga
Black Mirror s1
Ash vs Evil Dead s2
Batman vs Superman Ultimate Edition
Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger
Star Wars the Force Awakens
Star Wars A New Hope
Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars Return of the Jedi
Black Mirror s2
Eddie: Strongman
Turtle Power: Definitive History of TMNT

Movies 2015

The Thompsons
Wolfcop
Horns
The 100 s1
Z Nation s1
Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Mans Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean At World End
Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides
Big Hero 6
Frozen
Maleficent
Constantine s1
Walking Dead s5
X-Men
Carry on Loving
Carry on Cowboy
The Babadook
Noah
Blended
GirlHouse
The Hobbit Battle of the Five Armies
John Wick
Avengers Age of Ultron
Legend of Hercules
Daredevil s1
Black Sails s2
Vikings s3
Mad Max Fury Road
Bill and Teds Bogus Journey
Jurassic world
Game  of Thrones S1
Game  of Thrones S2
Game  of Thrones S3
Game  of Thrones S4
Game  of Thrones S5
The Last Ship s1
Hell on Wheels s4
Thor the Dark World
Ant Man
Wayward Pines
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
The Quest s1
It Follows
No One Lives
13 Sins
Scream s1
Hitman Agent 47
Into the Grizzly Maze
Maze Runner
Knock Knock
The Green Inferno
Howl
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkhaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt 1 & 2
Bone Tomahawk
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
The Strain s2
Jessica Jones s1
Star Wars The Force Awakens
Star Wars A New Hope
Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars Empire Strikes Back
The Hateful Eight
In the Heart of the Sea
Mission Impossible 5
San Andreas
Robot Overlords
Fast and Furious 7
Man from U.N.C.L.E
Chappie

Movies 2014

Movies 2014

Red 2
Pacific rim
Moaning of life
Elysium
Last stand
Red dawn
Cheerleader massacre. 2
Cheerleader massacre
Fellowship of the ring
The hobbit unexpected journey
Desolation of smaug
Gravity
Iron man 3
Starship troopers invasion
Texas chainsaw
American horror story coven
Ghoul
Oblivion
Wreck it Ralph
You're next
Percy Jackson sea of monsters
Percy Jackson lightning thief
Hammer of the gods
Star Trek into darkness
Stalled
The girl from the naked eye
Bates motel s1
First blood
First blood part 2
Rambo 3
Hell boy
The conjuring
Pacific rim
Thor the dark world
Snow dogs
Cockneys vs zombies
After earth
Prisoners
Bad milo
Silence of the lambs
Unbreakable
Event horizon
Pandorum
Rise of the guardians
The amazing Spider-Man
Riddick
Captain America the winter soldier
Escape plan
Running man
We are what we are
Black sails s1
Insidious chapter 2
Vikings s1
Big ass spider
A haunted house
Deep blue sea
The following s2
Vikings s2
American horror story s2
Godzilla king of monsters
Terror of mecha-Godzilla
Godzilla raids again
Sharknado
Gallow walkers
Godzilla 2014
Intruders
In their skin
From dusk til dawn the series
The crazies
Ninja 2: shadow of a tear
Paranormal activity marked ones
Paranormal whacktivity
Son of Godzilla
Sinister
Game of thrones s1
Game of thrones s2
Game of thrones s3
Bad grandpa
Demolition man
Speed
Old boy remake
We're the millers
Worlds end
Lake placid
Game of thrones s4
X-men dofp
Amazing Spider-Man 2

Wolf Creek 2

Hatchet 3

Jaws
Now you See Me
Death Note
Fright Night 2
Odd Thomas
Dredd
Machete Kills
Penny Dreadful s1

300 Rise of an Empire 

Hell on Wheels S2
Die hard

47 ronin

Die hard 2 

Die hard with a vengeance 

Die hard 4.0

Guardians of the Galaxy 

Expendables 3

Non-stop
Evolution
Under the Skin
Wer

Burning Bright

Spy kids

Spy kids 2

Spy kids 3

Ninja Turtles
A million ways to die in the west
A Good Day to Die Hard
A Walk Among the Tombstones

Mrs browns boys d movie
Gremlins

gremlins 2
Superman 3
Hancock
Willow Creek

Dracula Untold
The Strain s1
A Christmas Carol
Hercules
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Lucy
Edge of Tomorrow
Nurse
Exists
Compliance

From Dusk Til Dawn the Series

 Well I betcha didn't see this one coming.

So one of my favourite movies from the 90's get's the tv treatment and in a shocking twist it isn't actually all that bad. I have to admit when I first heard that this was happening my initial reaction was, like most people I expect... Why?

Let's be honest as awesome as the movie was the last thing I thought after watching it was 'man this would make an awesome tv show', let alone a series of needless sequels. Anyhow let's compare shall we...

Plot. The basic premise remains the same although fleshing out a 90 minute movie into 10 hour long episodes does give it a kind of 'episode of the week' feel. By elaboration I imagine the initial plot drafts going something like this. "Ok so episode 1 can be set in the store from the beginning of the movie, heck maybe stretch 2 episodes out of it if we can. Then we can go to the motel for the next one, then we can hijack the RV, spend an episode in the RV, cross the border and then when we get to the Titty Twister spend an episode there then we can unleash the vamps"

 Cast. The casting is actually pretty spot on, with everyone bringing something to the table. The Gecko brothers (played here by D.J Cotrona and Zane Holtz) are both likable and dangerous and while Cotrona is no Clooney, Holtz makes a far more convincing psychopath than Tarantino. The Fullers are led by Robert Patrick who replaces Harvey Keitel as the family's religious patriarch and Don Johnson is epic in his small but important role. Eiza Gonzales brings the sexy as Santanica Pandemonium whose role in the series is greatly expanded from Salma Hayek's brief but memorable take.

SFX. The vamps look good, with 18 years of effects technology compensating for the smaller budget (counting for inflation at least). Oh wait, only they aren't vampires now they're snake demons but they die just like vampires so it's all good. The practical effects are great and although there is of course the obligatory crap C.G.I. it doesn't detract too much from the guts and gore.

In all fairness this could have sucked big time but what we are given is a thoroughly entertaining ride that captures the Grindhouse feel of the original and instead of crapping over its much-loved source material instead treats it with a well-deserved reverence. To put it bluntly, if you enjoyed the movie then odds are you will enjoy this and if you didn't then well you have no taste and I don't care what you think.

Godzilla 2014

Spoilers abound, beware and be warned.....

So Godzilla is back and let's get one thing straight right off the bat, he is awesome and by that I mean awe-inspiring in that he inspires awe. This isn't the pathetic t-rex lite wannabe who got bitch slapped by Ferris Bueller this is a titanic force of nature that is unleashed upon us lucky cinema-goers like a natural disaster. He is not good or evil he just is. 

The movie itself is good although not without issues, the Big G himself has surprisingly little screen time and director Gareth Edwards teases us throughout the film with brief shots of the legendary Kaiju and the destruction in his wake before abruptly cutting away to show the aftermath of the unseen carnage and it's only in the movies final quarter that the King of Monsters finally gets to fully unleash his fury. 

Obviously, with so little of the titular character it falls to the human element to carry the film for us and it is through these characters that we experience the full repercussions of the titanic behemoth's actions. Things start out strong with Cranston and Binoche suffering through the initial M.U.T.O assault but suprisingly both are quickly taken out of the equation and it's left to Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver to save the day, it's here that things start to slack. For starters Elisabeth Olsen spends the entire movie wandering about in doe eyed horror and panic leading up to the final scenes when, rather than flee to safety she decides to wait behind for her man to come and save her. That man in question being former Kick-Ass Aaron Taylor Johnston who is seamlessly poured into the 'generic action hero mould' and spends most of the films 2 hours trying to get home to his family, although truth be told he never really seems that bothered about it, it's like he just can't think of anything else he should be doing. Thankfully it's established early on that he is a bomb disposal expert and this skill keeps him relevant to the main story throughout the film...

So we spend most of the movie with Kick-Ass as he travels from America to Japan and back again because of course the monsters decide for some reason (in a classic case of hero bad luck syndrome) the best place for a smackdown is in his hometown. So after some basic exposition and exploration of a gorgeously realised ruined Japanese city that looks like it was lifted straight from The Last of Us, some concept art of the Cloverfield Monster comes to life and starts rampaging in a beeline to the nearest food source which happens to be radiation. Cue some visually stunning scenes of our funky looking foe chowing down on submarines and nuclear warheads before calling up one of his prehistoric exe's for an impromptu booty call.

Where does Godzilla fit into all this? Well thanks to Ken Watanabe's tireless exposition we learn that Godzilla is in fact nature's way of balancing itself and when he hears that a couple of no good lame ass monsters are preparing to shack up and spawn enough offspring to turn San Francisco into a new Monster Island he rises up fro the depths to put things straight! So yeah Godzilla is basically a scarier version of Captain Planet, just without the Speedos.

So Godzilla is here to save us and it's a good job too as the Military is ridiculously inept at fighting these things, to the point where I was almost expecting the Carry On crew to pop up manning one of the tanks. For starters they seem incapable of accurately tracking these 50 story monsters. Fair enough the M.U.T.O's emit an EMP deadzone which stops technology working within a mile radius (although quite why these remnants from a prehistoric age have anti-electronic weapons I don't know) but surely today's satellite imagery could follow a mile-wide electronic black spot? Also if you know it stops electronics from working why the fuck do you keep flying your planes at them? Seriously after the first couple of dozen, you think they would learn their lesson but noooo, the air force hurls jets at these things like a toddler throwing toys from its pram.

Another amusing thing, when the strike team are preparing for there halo drop the grim-faced soldiers meticulously check their pistols and rifles in the obligatory badass pre-battle scene... But for what? Missiles, tanks and nukes have no effect on these things what is the point of taking a pistol? What are you going to do with it? Throw it at them? Leave it behind and lose some excess weight.

The whole 'raid the nest' scene did bring back disheartening memories of Hollywood's last attempt to bring Godzilla to the big screen but thankfully it plays only a small part of the main story and is quickly dealt with without echoing too much of its dire predecessor.

All in all, I know I've moaned a lot but don't be disheartened, despite these minor irritations I really enjoyed Godzilla's rebirth and if you're a fan of the Big G or if you enjoyed similar flicks like Cloverfield or Pacific Rim then you probably will too. Godzilla is without a doubt the biggest badass ever to grace our screens and I for one hope that he returns soon, just with better foes and more screen time and Hollywood, please, whatever you do, leave Godzooki at home...

Movies I watched in 2013

Here we have, pretty much in order a list of every movie I watched in 2013, I did not count repeat viewings and TV series were only added once the last episode of that season had been watched.

After porn ends
From Russia with Love
Goldfinger
The dungeon masters
You only live twice
Tinker bell & the lost treasure
Adventures if tintin
Dr No
Thunderball
Naked ambition
On her majesty's secret service
The man with the golden gun
The spy who loved me
Moonraker
Octopussy
For your eyes only
View to a kill
Hugo
Puss in boots
Living day lights
Licence to kill
Never say never again
Goldeneye
Tomorrow Never Dies
Dexter season 5
World is not enough
The devil inside
V/h/s
Dredd
Tinkerbell and the secret of the wings
Resident evil retribution
Missing in Action 3
First blood
First blood part 2
Rambo 3
Rambo
Bloodsport
Missing in action
Lone wolf mcquade
All star superman
Commando
Conan the destroyer
Werewolf the beast among us
American Mary
Batman year one
Superman/shazam
Deadliest warrior s1
Deadspace downfall
Dantes inferno
Dead space aftermath
Dexter s6
Underworld
Underworld evolution
The crow
Jumanji
Tanked s1
Deadliest warrior s2 & 3
Gi joe rise of cobra
Tower block
Dog soldiers
The matrix
The smurfs
Feast
Season of the witch
Expendables 2
Skyfall
Taken
Taken 2
Grabbers
F
Amber alert
Choose
Grave encounters
Grave encounters 2
Total recall 2012
Secondhand lions
Brave
Men in black
Men in black 2
Men in black 3
Iron man
Hulk
Killer klowns from outer space
Pervert
Looper
The hobbit
Red hill
Despicable me
Independence Day
Django unchained
The Sweeney
Paranormal activity 4
Dark house
Jurassic park 3
Uncle buck
The bay
Bait
Alvin and the chipmunks chipwrecked
Warlords of Atlantis
House at the end of the street
The shrine
Dexter s7
Battle royale
Storage 24
Wake wood
Hemlock grove s1
Starship troopers 3
Superman vs the elite
Justice league. Doom
Man of steel
Madagascar 3
Silent hill revelations
Friday 13th pt 6
Silence of the lambs
Se7en
Rise of the foot soldier
Avengers
American horror story s1
101 Dalmatians
Thor
Rec 3
Blade
Evil dead 2013
Evil dead 2
Gi joe retaliation
Despicable Me 2
The pact
John dies at the End
Bride of chucky
The caller
Absentia
Re-Animator
Jack the giant killer
Whores glory
The ward
Xena s1-6
Iron man 3
World war z
Star Trek into darkness
Fast and furious 7
Dark skies
Aftershock
Hell on wheels s2
The collection
Hannibal s1
Gone
ATM
Shrooms
Truth or dare
Comic book men s2
Breaking bad final season
The devils rock
The Hamiltons
Hansel and gretell
Maniac
The Barrens
Jack Reacher
Dawn on the dead (remake)
Gladiator
The Purge
The Collector
Curse of chucky
Hummingbird
V/H/S 2
Leviathan
This is the End
Kick ass 2
Carry on cabbie
Hombre
Salvage
Fellowship of the ring
The Two Towers
Return of the King
Lucky Bastard
Blackfish
Lovelace

The Thing (Remake Prequel Thing)

I was really expecting to hate this film, after all John Carpenters The Thing holds a well deserved spot in my all time top movies and a prequel seemed an unnecessary addition to a perfect stand alone movie. The fact that it shares an identical title to it's source material indicates that it should be viewed as another piece of a larger whole and despite my initial concerns that it would be nothing more than a lazy knock off the Thing (prequel) holds up well because it treats the source material with the respect and reverence it deserves and never tries to step out of the shadow if the original. The special effects while obviously relying heavily on cgi still bear similarity to the original films animatronic masterpieces and if anything the freedom of cgi enables the body snatching alien to seem more mobile and in some ways more threatening than ever.

The cast perform well, even if many of the performances seem to be copy and pasted from the original and fans of the Carpenter masterpiece like me will delight in spotting references and locations that are familiar and the film does link perfectly to its chronological predecessor.

Of course we are also treated to the always enjoyable Mary Elizabeth Winstead, who does well enough as the understated heroine and one of the few characters with any gleam of intelligence. Although ultimately none of the cast are given much chance for characterization

All in all if you enjoyed the original then you should find alot to like here, it's not perfect by any means but when viewed solely as a companion piece to the original it does a much better job as a prequel than some others movies (*cough* Phantom Menace).

Overall whether viewed as a standalone movie or a companion to the original you could do alot worse than this and I for one think it's well worth a watch!

Daredevil & How to Make the New Series Not Suck

I love Daredevil.

Forget Spider-Man, Wolverine, Captain America because not one of them is as compelling a character as The Man Without Fear. Don't get me wrong all have had their moments but nothing that compares to Daredevil's greatest stories, The Man Without Fear, Born Again and Bendis and Brubakers stellar runs have propelled Matt Murdock to legendary heights.

Then of course Andy Diggle boned the character almost fatally with the dire Shadowland arc but I wont open that can of worms right now.

Daredevil is great because he is so hugely flawed, besides his obvious physical handicap his own self-loathing and inability to form any kind of long-term relationship outside of a few close friends makes him painfully isolated from the world around him. This loneliness has almost torn him apart on many occasions and makes for a potentially brilliant movie formula.

Of course instead of a brilliant movie we got this shite.......

Oh god where to start with this one...

Affleck does give it a fair old shot but just doesn't deliver where it counts.

Bullseye was portrayed as an OTT loon with Colin Farrell completely misfiring on all cylinders. Taking a cold, calculating psychopath who takes a perverse joy in killing and his uncanny talent for it and turning him into a gobby oirish knob-end who is ultimately more clown-like then chilling.

Elektra was replaced in the movie by a cardboard cut out of Jennifer Garner who, whilst looking undeniably pretty in a sweet but square jawed kind of way, completely failed to capture the spirit and innate menace and sexuality of the character.

Kingpin fared slightly better than the rest even though bearing the least physical resemblance to the character , the late great MCD at least pulled of a reasonably charismatic and charming Wilson Fisk although again much of the characters menace was lost.

There were a few flashes of inspiration however, Daredevils 'sonar sense' was very well realised and there were several moments where sound was brilliantly depicted from the hero's viewpoint. The fact that Matt pops painkillers like vitamins and is covered in bruises and scars shows us that through it all Daredevil is very much human and no Superman.

To be fair these complaints are as much to do with script and direction than the characters themselves, hopefully the new Netflix series will get it right and give us Marvels version of The Dark Knight rather than Batman and Robin.

Which brings me to the core of this post, how I think the new Daredevil series should be.

First off casting

Matt Murdock/Daredevil
Cillian Murphy

We need someone with serious acting chops to pull this one off, heck any stunt double can kick ass in a Daredevil costume but to really capture the tormented soul of Matt Murdock I reckon Cillian is our man!

Bullseye
Javier Bardrem

Scary, believable and someone you seriously do not want to fuck with, just draw a bullseye on his forehead and you'll see he's perfect for the role.

Elektra
Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Maybe a little young for the role but MEW can easily balance sexy, vulnerable and dangerous.

Kingpin
Jeffery Dean Morgan

Kingpin is always going to be a tough one to cast simply because of the unrealistic physical proportaions of the character himself so the choices are either kit someone out in a realistic fat suit, or just forget the whole fat man thing and just cast someone of normal proportions. Either way I say JDM is our man, easily capable of pulling of Wilson Fisks charismatic menace and would still be able to make us sympathetic to the character. The recent Punisher arc entitled simply 'Kingpin' would be an ideal starting point from which to develop Wilson Fisk for a Daredevil reboot.

The Combat

Daredevil is a ninja, one of the best in the world and as such should be quite comfortable kicking ass. In the comics Daredevil is a swift, brutal combatant and whilst he draws the line at killing he doesn't pull punches either. Watch the fight scene below, an excerpt for the movie Warrior King and just imagine Tony Jaa in a red outfit...

Now that is how Daredevil should fight, fast, brutal and yet with grace and poise. Watching him fight should be like watching a dancer do his stuff only with alot more limb breakage! Most importantly no sliding down stair rails and blatant wire work (Along with poor CGI, obvious wirework is a passionate hatred of mine).

Next up is how Daredevil should move. This is a character who prowls the rooftops Batman style, using his superkeen senses to zero in on crime, he needs to be fast, agile, graceful and silent. What we don't want to see is more unbelievable CGI stuntmen or ludicrous wirework, what we need is to get some guys like this into a Daredevil costume, watch this clip and try to picture DD moving like this...

So there we go, even if you don't agree with all of what I've suggested hopefully there will be a couple of things in there that will make you realise just how great this movie has the potential to be. Let's just keep our fingers crossed that this time Daredevil fans will finally get the movie they deserve.

Resident Evil Afterlife

So Resi/Afterlife picks up pretty much exactly where the last film left off, wasting no time in cutting off several of the series more idiotic plot points like they were freshly zombified limbs. Alice’s army of super clones are wiped out in the first 15 minutes, proving that cloning is obviously not the way forward and that brain cells are seemingly not a part of the package. Alice herself is then nerfed ‘God of War’ style by the wonderfully wooden Wesker (try saying that ten times) and loses all of her super powers although this doesn’t really seem to affect her in any significant way other than losing her psychic shockwave powers.

She then meets up with the increasingly attractive Claire Redfield (Ali Larter) and they find their way to an abandoned prison in which a handful of horror movie stereotypes have holed up waiting for rescue.

We've read the script!



The Zombies themselves now do the split mouthy thing from Resi 5 for no apparent reason other than it looks cool and also borrowing from Resi 5’s bestiary is the Executioner who shows up with no explanation and for no reason other than to look scary in the trailer. He does however have the best scene in the movie where he battles Claire Redfield in a slo-mo shower fest which is as awesome as it sounds.

Speaking of Claire, we are finally introduced to her badass brother and Resident Evil legend Chris Redfield, who is played by that bloke from Prison Break and the entire sibling history is summed up in a conversation a little like this:-

CHRIS: Claire it’s me Chris, I’m your brother!

CLAIRE: Wait a second, I don’t remember you!

CHRIS: Oh sorry. I won’t bring it up again.

And that’s it, like many important plot points the movie just kind of gives up on the whole thing before it’s even started, it feels kind of like a theatrical cut where all of the character development was left on the cutting room floor to make room for all of the slow-motion.

Having said all this however I did enjoy Resident Evil: Afterlife, the effects were pretty good, the leading ladies are easy on the eye and the 3D was quite well done and not too ‘in your face’. If you enjoyed the other three movies you’ll enjoy this and if you didn’t then avoid like the plague.

At the end of the day watching a Resident Evil movie is kind of like turning up for an S&M session, you know it’s going to hurt but some of us will enjoy it all the same…

Ninja Assassin

It's like 300 but with Ninjas!

Rather than go on with a full review I'm going to share with you what I have learned from this movie...

1.) Don't fuck around with a Ninja!

2). Ninja can hurl shurikens faster then bullets and at an extreme rate of fire

3). If there's a Ninja about turn on all the friggin lights and he will be unable to sneak up on you.

4). It sucks to be a Ninjas girlfriend.

5). Some people are born with their hearts on the opposite side of their body and thus cannot be killed by Ninjas.

6). The best Ninja have been taught first aid by Wolverine.

7). When a Ninja is cut, the effect will be similar to slicing open a ketchup filled balloon.

8). Ninja's are great at crossing the road.

9). Ninja's love sharp shiny objects

10). If you learn the truth of Ninjas, you will die in 7 days (more or less)

Every now and then a movie comes along that will unexpectedly grab you by the heart strings and pull you in, with a plot that is both original and gutwrenching and performances that rise far above expectation...

This is not that movie.

Ninja Assassin has very little plot, all of which has been seen before. The acting is pretty weak save for Sho Kosugi as the head of the evil ninja orphanage (now theres a movie waiting to be made) and pop star prodigy Rain does well as the movies lead, especially seeing as he had no previous martial arts training.

The plot however is irrelevant, what the movie does well is throw bucket loads of highly stylized bloodshed in your face faster than you can wipe it off! The CG assisted fight scenes are spectacularly brutal and the movie uses shadows to great affect as the Ninja literally melt in and out of the darkness.